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Today / Tuesday, October 13, 2026 · Newest first Updated

Ridicu-Gauge: Our AI’s opinion of how foolish, avoidable, or self-defeating an action was. 1 = minor silliness. 10 = exceptional failure of judgment. Thin evidence stays unrated.

Ridicu-Gauge Avoidable blunder

Trump-Zelenskyy diesel spat reignites Europe’s White House angst - Financial Times

FT reports Trump's diesel dealings provoked a public spat with Zelenskyy, reigniting European concern.

Why this rating?

Publicly arranging or promoting diesel deals that provoke a spat with Ukraine predictably creates diplomatic contradictions and undermines allied coordination; the FT reports the spat but full context is limited.

Evidence in related headlines and snippets: partial. AI editorial judgment; read the original reporting.

Ridicu-Gauge Avoidable blunder

Protester punched in face by Trump supporter, mocked by president at Ohio rally: 'Gotta go on a diet' - Fox News

At an Ohio rally Trump mocked a protester who'd been punched, saying 'Gotta go on a diet.'

Why this rating?

Mocking a protester injured by an attendee is an avoidable rhetorical choice that normalizes violence and undermines public safety and presidential decorum.

Evidence in related headlines and snippets: clear. AI editorial judgment; read the original reporting.

Ridicu-Gauge Avoidable blunder

Military archbishop condemns plan to livestream Hasan execution - upi

Report says military archbishop condemned a Trump-administration plan to livestream Nidal Hasan's execution.

Why this rating?

Actively planning to livestream an execution is a discretionary, gratuitous optics decision that predictably provokes ethical backlash from military and religious leaders and risks undermining institutional norms.

Evidence in related headlines and snippets: clear. AI editorial judgment; read the original reporting.

Ridicu-Gauge Avoidable blunder

Trump's diesel deal with Putin draws criticism from a frustrated Congress - WRAL

Congressional lawmakers criticized Trump's deal to import Russian diesel, per WRAL.

Why this rating?

Arranging a public deal to source large diesel shipments from Russia during an ongoing geopolitical conflict predictably relaxes pressure on Moscow and creates avoidable diplomatic and strategic contradictions.

Evidence in related headlines and snippets: partial. AI editorial judgment; read the original reporting.